Introduction and complimentary recipe section
Smashing day isn't it. This is the website for Howard Walker, comedian, sex symbol, the strange chap with the long hair. Were you looking for a different Walker?
The crisps perhaps? Or those athletes who do the amusing quicksmart wobblebottom?
Ah well, you're here now, why not have a quick shufty (not a euphemism).
If you get bored, why not have a look around the recipes section below, where you'll find a whole host of tasty ideas for the whole family. Enjoy!
Go buy some nice biscuits. Serve.
Go to the sammich shop and ask the nice person to make you a sammich.
Get me one too.