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Introduction and complimentary recipe section
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Hello!

Smashing day isn't it. This is the website for Howard Walker, comedian, sex symbol, the strange chap with the long hair. Were you looking for a different Walker?

The crisps perhaps? Or those athletes who do the amusing quicksmart wobblebottom?

Ah well, you're here now, why not have a quick shufty (not a euphemism).

If you get bored, why not have a look around the recipes section below, where you'll find a whole host of tasty ideas for the whole family. Enjoy!

RECIPES SECTION

 

Biscuits

Go buy some nice biscuits. Serve.

Sammich

Go to the sammich shop and ask the nice person to make you a sammich.

Get me one too.

Howard Walker Comedian

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